By George! It’s nearly St George’s Day! Happy St George’s Day everyone.
Who is St George?
He is the patron saint of England. Like Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland and David is the patron saint of Wales and Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland, George is the patron saint of England. George is a little controversial for several reasons. One is people can’t agree from where George originates. Is it Turkey? Is it Greece? Well, since Greece was part of the Ottoman Empire and Ataturk came from Thessaloniki in Greece, who’s counting?
George might have been gay. Cool. He was an immigrant so “ha ha ha all the beer swilling thick English racists celebrating St George’s Day ha ha ha. Don’t they know George was a gay immigrant? Ha ha ha”. Yes, this is what far leftists say regularly. The far leftists who make these snarky remarks show how much they hate white folk and the working classes, the far leftists show that they do not accept gay folk nor immigrants as English, yet they say the white working classes are the bigots.
St George’s story is that he slayed the dragon. The dragon was a beast who ate children and breathed fire onto houses, setting whole villages alight. St George was the one man who was brave enough and skilled enough to end the dragon. Good man.
St George’s day reminds us that there is so much to love about the UK. Did you know that in Chinese, “England” is “Yingguo”? What does “Yingguo” mean? The literal translation of the Chinese name for England is “Hero Land”.
We have had many heroes in England, from Alan Turing who designed the first computer to Turner the artist who tied himself to a ship’s mast so that he could be in a storm at sea so that he could then paint a storm at sea, Winston Churchill the war time leader, Boudicca the (female) tribal leader, Edward Jenner who invented vaccines, Sally Becker aka The Angel of Mostar and many, many others.
England has birthed some of the most notable writers in history. Charles Dickens whose novels about poverty struck such a cord in his readers that his readers petitioned Parliament to change various laws about how we treat poor folk and children in the UK. Jane Austen whose novels are famous throughout the world and loved in countries as diverse as China and Saudi Arabia. Same with Agatha Christie, who is simply known as “Agata” in China. So many of my students say, “I love Agata” and I know straight away what and who they are talking about. We have the college friends Tolkien and CS Lewis who wrote Lord of the Rings and the Narnia stories after they had fought in the First World War and devoted their lives to Jesus.
We have fish and chips. We have Sunday Dinner. We have Britain’s Got Talent. We have Christmas and Easter. We have the National Health Service. We have football, rugby and cricket. We have Blue John Cavern and other show caves such as Cheddar Gorge where Cheddar cheese is made and kept in the cave until it is shipped out across the world. We have cider. We have Cider With Rosie. We have queuing. We hold doors open for each other saying, “After you.” “No, after you.” “No, I insist, after you.”
Some rich folk bought up plots of land and opened them as parks. This was so that the working class people as well as the middle class people had somewhere of natural beauty in which to get exercise as well as to socialise and appreciate nature with their family members, church friends and community.
We have equal rights for women (the campaign started in the 1600s by Christian and Quaker men and women), we have equal rights for disabled folk, we have equal rights for LGBT folk. It was Christians and Quakers in the late 1700s and early 1800s who decided that the children who worked in their factories were going to work for limited hours and go to school. These factory owners also decided to build houses or even entire towns for their workers with proper sanitation for toilets and clean drinking water.
England has been mostly welcoming to foreigners and has been a place where people from all over the world have made their home, especially in recent decades. Slavery was ended in the UK in 1807 by William Wilberforce failing to be able to reconcile his faith as a Christian – that all people are made in the image of God and bear the image of God and are loved deeply by God – with his business as a slave owner. He wrote the hymn Amazing Grace about his previous behaviour and how awful it was and how he can’t believe that God could love someone who has done the things that he has done to other human beings. His brothers and sisters in Christ. The British navy then patrolled the seas while fighting Napoleon at the same time, making sure that no more slave ships passed through English waters. It is estimated that two thousand British and Irish sailors died in the attempt to prevent any more ships from carrying human beings as livestock.
We have the Beatles, the Levellers, we have Oasis and Blur and Cool Brittania. We have the Glastonbury music festival close to Glastonbury Tor that feeds into the legend of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table and Merlin the magician who travels backwards through time.
Parliament, yes, is a mess these days, but our legal system and democracy has been copied around the world. Even in parts of the world that hold to Sharia such as Dubai have adopted English common law for finance so that the area can be financially prosperous. Singapore also adopted English common law for its finance sector and has boomed financially as a result. The concept of habeas corpus – show us the body, meaning there must be proof in order to convict someone as guilty in a court of law, became de rigeur in Europe and other nations around the world. Equality before the law for all people is another great export from England.
We have a celebration in England called Bonfire Night or Fireworks Night that comes from The Gunpowder Plot on 5th November 1605 when a group of men tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament because they were not keen on the king and the expression of Christianity that was the prescribed expression at the time. One of the men was caught, was tried and was found guilty. His name was Guy Fawkes. Every year, we celebrate on 5th November with fireworks, a bonfire and bonfire toffee – serious stuff, don’t try it if you wear false teeth. The film V for Vendetta referenced Bonfire Night throughout the film, and fireworks and freedom for all were the final scene of the film.
Social services in England is very much over stretched because there is so much need. Their main tasks are crucial such as trying to keep children safe and rescuing children from abuse, but they also provide equipment for disabled people. I have been to countries that do not have such a service. In Morocco, I was heartbroken to see a paralysed man on the ground, dragging himself across the dusty, rocky ground towards us in the hope that we would give him money. Of course we did. But it was heartbreaking to see this man without the wheelchair that he needed, without the dignity that disabled people in the UK are given as a given.
We have Whitby. Whitby is where Captain Cook sailed from on his journeys to Australia and the South Pole. Whitby is where Bram Stoker’s Dracula is shipwrecked, and he climbs the 199 steps to the abbey. The Walrus and the Sailor in Alice in Wonderful was written on the beach at Whitby. Jet jewellery that was worn by Queen Victoria after her beloved husband Albert died was dug up and fashioned at Whitby. Of course we cannot mention Whitby without talking about St Aidan and St Hilda of the Celtic church. The abbey was Hilda’s domain in 664 AD. The Celtic church never had a problem with women leaders since women leaders are all over the New Testament of the Bible and Deborah was The Judge (the ruler of the Jewish people) in the Old Testament. Hilda did something unheard of in English society which was she set up a school as well as a church in the abbey where men, women and children learned side by side together. There was no segregation between the sexes, between rich and poor, between adult and child. All were equal in the Celtic church and Whitby in the north east of England was the main English base of the Celtic church.
The first passenger train in the world pootled along a track from Stockton to Darlington in 1825. George Stephenson invented the first locomotive The Rocket in 1829. The Industrial Revolution took place in England and then the rest of the UK because of the burgeoning railway, plus we had a ring of coal around the UK’s shores, and then our men and women and children went to work down the coal mines to bring more coal up to the surface, English and Irish men dug out the canals that helped transport goods around the UK and to the ships that sailed to the rest of the world from our ports. They exported all the pots, cutlery, clothing and weaponry that was made by men, women and children throughout the UK. Some of the sharpest minds of that era were born in England as well as Scotland, Wales and Ireland, and some of the best minds such as Brunel came to live in England and boosted our nation with their contributions in industry, construction and creativity.
We have The Naked Rambler. Every time the guy is released from prison, he is re arrested and sent back to prison because he is naked in public again. We have the keyboard player from D:Ream who morphed into Professor Cox who worked on the Hadron Collider. We have Seth Lakeman who made a song about a storm at sea (Feather in a Storm) one of the sexiest sounding songs you will ever hear. We have Doctor Who, a science fiction show that is loved around the world. We have the stoic stiff upper lip. We have a curiosity about other peoples, other cultures and other lands that encouraged people such as Captain Cook sail around the world, collecting animal species, collecting antiquities, collecting books and artworks and bringing them back to England so that any English person of any rank in society could see these marvellous things and have their minds filled with wonder at the diversity of the world in which we all live.
The English language is the language that everyone in the world wants to learn. I have students in Saudi Arabia, China, Turkey, Brazil, Algeria, Netherlands and Central America. Saudi Arabia is making English its second official language. English is now the language of government offices, hospitals and universities in Saudi Arabia. Through English novels, you can learn about English history, countryside and culture. Frenchman’s Creek by Daphne Du Maurier and Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Dafoe have main characters who are English and face enslavement by Barbary pirates. Rebecca by Du Maurier details the life of an upper class house, following a working class woman as she makes the change from being a live-in prostitute serving a middle class woman (yes, lesbian prostitution is a thing in England, as Agata and Sarah Waters also wrote about in their novels) to being the wife of a middle class man and the lady of the house. Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson is a map of 1880s Bristol, telling the sort of true story of pirates and the English men, women and children they took hostage and made to work on their ships. Folk fans will find some of the sea shanties in the book familiar.
Yes, in the 80s and 90s, the English flag was hijacked by racists and the true far right – people who attacked and murdered Black and gay people. As late as 2002, I could see pubs covered in English flags, and I knew those were places to avoid. As in don’t even get off the bus.
Today, the far right – people who physically attack and murder Black and gay people – are small in number. Yes, they exist, but they are small in number and not a genuine concern in the UK today. People who have genuine far right views are shunned by most of UK society.
The English flag, the cross of St George, was reclaimed from the hijackers in the late 90s when football and pop music came together with Three Lions for the 1996 football world cup. It became cool again to hold an English flag, to wrap oneself in an English flag. As a proud bisexual and as much as I like the UK Olympic team’s bisexual colours Union flag for the Paris Olympics this year, I am enjoying the reclaiming of the England flag from the tiny minority who perverted our nation’s flag for too many years.
I have chatted shit about the UK and England in the past. I was indoctrinated, even though my generation didn’t get the same level of indoctrination as the younger generations, yes, I was indoctrinated and was not taught the facts about the UK. I never stopped to think and look at the evidence of everything I already loved about the UK and England. Now that I have stopped to actually engage my brain and look at the evidence and learn some facts, I’ve got to say it, England is a great country. The band The Bleeding Hearts whose original members fought in the first Gulf War wrote The Caravan Song about travelling across England. The chorus ended with the words, “In my simple way I love this land, this land, this land, this land. It’s my home.”